I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Sext me about skeletons
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Your penis caused this!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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