Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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