There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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