they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize
