I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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