Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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