what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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