I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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