do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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