So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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