she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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