she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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