I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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