i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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