When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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