walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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