Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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