whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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