I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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