come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
