I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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