the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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