you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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