smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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