Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
