So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My cat gives me a boner
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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