Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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