you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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