Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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