my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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