I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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