do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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