Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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