Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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