I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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