worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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