Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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