she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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