have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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