Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You pole danced in your parka.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
