"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
the raccoons are back...
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