He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
the raccoons are back...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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