literally had 100 drinks last night.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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