He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I have post one night stand depression
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