I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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