...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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