Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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