I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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