Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
