i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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