So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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