Your tits are I can't wait for
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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