please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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