how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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