for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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